Anders: You don't actually think your jokes are funny, do you?
Oghren: Could have sworn that fly was buzzing again.
Anders: Har! Let me tell you about my life in one word! *belches*
Oghren: Oh, no, don't take me back to the tower. I'm far, far too delicate.
Anders: I'm not only a dwarf, I'm a moron! Listen to me fart!
Oghren: Oh, no, big Templar man, what are you going to do with that sword?
Oghren: Don't play with fire unless you wanna get burned, son.